Amber.
20 years old.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by frost." -J.R.R Tolkien

My mind is a weird and strange place, I apologize a head of time for all the craziness

(Source: retrosofa)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
versaceslut:

me too gurl me too

versaceslut:

me too gurl me too

(Source: orangeis)

thehotgirlproject:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

SCANDALOUS!

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)

I got an icky feeling in my stomach which could only mean one thing…I like him

theloveofmylifeissteventyler:

I like older men and you cant stop me

iguanamouth:

hes here

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

(Source: readymind)

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I NEED this.

I NEED this.